Hi there red bumpy enemy. I just wanted to let you know that you are unwelcome in my skin and I wish that you would leave. Last year, you came for two weeks at a time!! Now that is just way too long. And you kept making yourself at home by just spreading out all over. If you do that again this time, you and I will have words. Last night I woke up, and my first thought was, “my neck itches so bad that it needs it’s own website”. Now that’s kinda funny, and doesn’t really make sense, but that doesn’t make up for my agony. But at this point, all I can do it wait to see what you will do.
Thanks to you, I’ll never work in my backyard again. For the love of comfort, please leave. You and I are fighting.